The Final Rest

The Final Rest — Personalised Tombstone Paddle

Here lies your dignity.

The Final Rest is our tombstone-shaped Halloween paddle — gothic, macabre and completely personalisable for the unfortunate soul whose name you’d like engraved upon it.

Every tombstone can be customised with your chosen name, date and epitaph, turning your paddle into your very own personalised memorial.

Romantic? Threatening? Ridiculous? Filthy? Entirely up to you.

After all, if you’re going to punish somebody, the least you can do is give them a tasteful memorial afterwards.

10mm thick 

Personalise Your Tombstone

Add your chosen details when ordering:

• Name — Who are we burying?

• Date — A birth date, death date, memorable date, fictional date or whatever fits your design.

• Epitaph — Your final words for the dearly punished.

Your epitaph can be sweet, gothic, funny, filthy or completely personal to you.

A few ideas if inspiration has already departed this mortal realm:

"RIP

Here Lies Daddy

He Should Have Behaved"

"RIP

Good Girl

Until Proven Otherwise"

"Here Lies

My Dignity

Gone But Not Forgotten"

"RIP

[NAME]

Fucked Around

Found Out"

Or write something completely your own.

Please double-check all spelling, names and dates before submitting your order. Personalised wording will be created using the information supplied, and refunds cannot be given for customer spelling or detail errors.

Very long epitaphs may need to be shortened or adjusted to fit the available engraving area. If there is a problem with your requested wording, we’ll contact you before making your paddle.

Tombstone-shaped acrylic paddle

Personalised engraving

Ornate gothic detailing

Because each personalised paddle is made specifically for you, the positioning and size of lettering may vary slightly depending on the length of your chosen name and epitaph.